All 17 movie Reviews


Captain Planet Strip Club Captain Planet Strip Club

Rated 5 / 5 stars

As an Italian...

...I couldn't help but laugh (and frown U__U) about Premier Silvio Berlusconi's appearance (nicely timed with the recent events, btw ^__^). I'm still pretty pissed about it (... and many other things... *cough* quasi-dictatorship *cough*).

*sigh*... How embarrassing. He's making our country look even more foolish than he and other governments already have.

Anyway, nice satirical piece.
10/10
5/5


Sexual-Lobster responds:

i've only spent 2 weeks in italy myself but i got a really positive impression of the country and the people, i know berlusconi doesn't represent the attitudes of most italians.


All The Trees All The Trees

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Phylosophically deep

Your revisitation of infinity and life in the form of a cyclic clip (which has already been done before) is strangely (and enjoyably) refreshing and conceptually deep.

The simplicity of your style seems extremely appropriate in a music video (well chosen song btw). The video progresses slowly and well in synch, giving the perfect impression of how time and space, from nature's perspective, is eternal and cyclical.

The file size is ridiculously small, making your flash one of the few efficient ones to date in NG (smart move in reducing the quality of the song: it did lose a tad too much, but it still worked for me ^__^).

Excellent job.


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Brushez 3 prev. Brushez 3 prev.

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Ha ha, Nice!

Ha ha... you used the mines (and some sound effects) from the game "Worms". Nice.

I especially love the shouts, screams and shrieks... lol ^_^

It was both fluid and entertaining.
9/10
4/5



Ping Vs Pong Ping Vs Pong

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

"I vengeance you!" lol

Artwork is great, the timing is excellent and your lip synching is perfect as always. The voices were quite funny.

Very light-hearted comedy and not racist from my point of view [but I'm hardly offendable, so I guess I don't count ;o) ]

Good job!
9/10
5/5


Stalagmite responds:

wowzer! thanks dude! i am always worried about offending people. i certainly didnt create this provoke anyone. i am glad you could see it in the perspective... :D:D:D thanks or the awesome review man!


Charlie the Unicorn 3 Charlie the Unicorn 3

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

What the hell XD

This flash is definitely on the podium for random-comedy.

Like... was there ANY sense in it from the beginning till the end?!

The only thing I didn't appreciate much was the animation for the unicorns (very Southpark), but that's surely just me thinking that.

Thanks for making me laugh a bit.



Pokemanze Pokemanze

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Excellent job!

Lol. That was actually very good!

Both squirtle and the indian phone-line guy were excellent.

Too bad that it ended so soon (and abruptly: no fade out as you said).

I'd definitely want to see MOAR.

Good job Stalag. It was well worth the wait... I guess I won't unleash the sodomizing power of Pornomon at you after all ;o)

9/10
5/5


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Stalagmite responds:

Perhaps i am the one holding the gun in this situation good sir! for i am the pokemaster! and i may just release my clone army of pornomons upon YOU! in the next episode... perhaps.... LOL

Thanks so much for your support. i am pleased you want ot see more to! i thought it would suck the big one, but i am quite surprised at the response.
My next project isnt pokemanze. but i will be expanding in the series i think.
Thanks for your kind words and support dude! as always... you rock! :D:D:D


Astro Aliens Astro Aliens

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

nice, but...

The artwork and animation is VERY well done. The backgrounds and space scenarios are amazing.

However, no one talked about the story's pace, which for me was too slow and focused too much on the good artwork and less on the story line. I mean, yes, you did a great job with the focus-unfocus effects and all, but you put more effort into the grafics and less into the story. Getting to know the story behind these green headed martians could've helped.

Another problem was the music selection which, to my big surprise, some viewers praised. The Nutcracker was ok in the beginning, but then in the splatter scenes was complete incoherent to the story. It would've been ok if the point was to purposely cause this incoherence, which usually happens in comedy-style videos, but if I'm not mistaken this story is meant to be interpreted in a serious way, so...

7/10
3/5

You honestly deserved a 4/5 and 9/10 if it weren't for these two problems (imo)

Keep up the good work :o)


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